Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events 2004

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  Everyone is perfectly cast, perfect sets, amazing vibe, weird cars, Liam Aiken drags the entire thing waaayyy down

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Osgood stoned af on the set of longlegs: and then I thought maybe she could get electrocuted 

  Nic cage in full makeup, also high as fuck: she should fuckin EXPLODE brother, now THATS a movie

Popular reviews

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  A Christmas Star 2021

  ★ Watched 20 Dec 2021

  Her name is Dr. Baguette and literally no one in the entire film bats an eye at this

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  Cobweb 2023

  ★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  The real cobweb was the kids we pushed down the stairs along the way

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