Jonn Ritland

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"Heartbreak feels good in a place like this"

Favorite films

  • Brotherhood of the Wolf
  • Scream
  • Psycho
  • Creature from the Black Lagoon

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  • Tyler Perry's Duplicity

    ½

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★★★

  • Bad Hair

    ★★★★

  • Men

    ★★★★★

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  • Tyler Perry's Duplicity

    Tyler Perry's Duplicity

    ½

    I don't care if this is mean, whoever keeps telling Tyler Perry he should make more movies needs to be hurled into space.

    "You know my motto. How a person does one thing is how they do everything."

    Speaking of which, here's Tyler Perry's latest "movie" where a high level attorney named Marley (the stunning Kat Graham) must investigate the murder of her friend's husband at the hands of a cop.

    Now the topic of unarmed black people and other…

  • Death of a Unicorn

    Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★★★

    "It's a fucking unicorn"

    This A24 production sees Ridley (Jenna Ortega) and her dad Elliot (Paul Rudd) go on a trip to a remote house for a meeting, but they hit a unicorn on the way. Once they arrive, things get stranger and stranger.

    Marketed as a dark comedy creature feature, it's both well-written, well acted and not afraid to be silly, which is exactly what this premise needed. It strikes the perfect balance and succeeds where one wouldn't expect.…

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  • Ordinary Angels

    Ordinary Angels

    "This is based on a true story"

    A little girl named Michelle needs a liver transplant badly or she'll die. Her dad (Alan Ritchson) is hard-working and doing his best but the bills are astronomical.

    The only one who can save the day is Sharon (played by Million Dollar Baby herself Hilary Swank) and through fundraising, refusing to take no for an answer and an insulting amount of clichés things come together.

    Hilary was basically playing Erin Brockovich but in…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★★★

    "I'm sure you'll do the right thing"

    "What is the right thing?"

    Ari Aster's big budgeted 3 hour nightmare scenario sees Beau (Joaquin Phoenix) becoming increasingly unhinged/paranoid as it seems like everything and everyone is out to get him.

    The movie is basically a series of anxiety filled scenarios with great performances, dark comedy and one very odd third act with an especially odd attic scene that had me laughing for minutes on end.

    Now the 3 hour runtime and…