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The Godfather 1972
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idk it insists upon itself
lolol jk but idk, this didn’t really hit for me. also i want to preface this with saying that i’m not very hard to please, i’ll decently enjoy many movies, im a lover not a hater. maybe that doesnt matter in this context but whatever eat me. so. i did a minute or two of looking on reddit to see why people consider it one of the best films of all time, which i’ll have…Translated from by -
Challengers 2024
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erotic ahh movie. this was awesome, i hope it opened some people’s minds to sexuality and felt reaffirming to my gays and queer people out there. they made tennis look so damn cool, and i think it was a good idea framing the whole movie around this present day match going on. a lot of tension in this was built up, i noticed because I checked my phone nearing the end and i had this strange headfeel of anxious euphoria…
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Alien Shark 2022
just so we’re on the same page here, we’re talking about an alien shark. an alien, shark.
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Climax 2018
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inexplicably insane. my mind is still blown right now and i have so many things to say yet nothing at the same time. i could tell their sangria was spiked with some kind of psychedelics just based off of my own experiences, and i felt many strange connections between the film and myself. french people are insane. i can’t even talk about a single character on their own because they’re all blowing their performances out of the water. they have…
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