Anna Beard

Anna Beard

Favorite films

  • Behind the Scenes of Palo Alto
  • Hairspray
  • Eighth Grade
  • Wild Child

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  • Wicker Park

    ★★★★★

  • The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

  • Beau Is Afraid

    ½

  • Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    ★★★★★

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  • Wicker Park

    Wicker Park

    ★★★★★

    The only thing missing is the scene where they punch that cunt

  • The Virgin Suicides

    The Virgin Suicides

    ★★★★★

    I think it’s a parody

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  • October (Ten Days that Shook the World)

    October (Ten Days that Shook the World)

    ½

    This was probably the worst two hours of my entire life. I started crying because of how much I hated it, but then the pain turned to anger and I started digging my nail into my thigh to keep from bashing my head into the seat in front me. After a while of staring at my lap in protest of watching, I got bored and decided to watch some more and then I saw how ugly everyone’s stupid faces were and the cycle repeated itself. The worst of it all was the accompaniment, which made me fantasize about killing myself

  • Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    Seven Brides for Seven Brothers

    ★★★★★

    Sexist and campy. The two necessary ingredients to every perfect movie.

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