Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Godzilla × Kong: The New Empire 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Me every five seconds in this movie: What the hell, sure. 

  Three consecutive sentences my dad said while watching this that I’ll never forget:

  “Oh it’s a little baby King Kong!” 
  “Ou he’s a mean little booger.” 
  “Oh that’s a nasty King Kong.”

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  Smiley Face 2007

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  Anna Farris genuinely delivers one of the best performances of all time

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 19 Mar 2025 1

  You should’ve seen my face when I heard the Caroline Polachek needle drop

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Jul 2024

  Me looking for the penjamin when one of my friends takes it