Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  So I Married an Axe Murderer 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  There’s a chance I’m just rehashing a point from The Rewatchables here, but watching Anthony Lapaglia egregiously breaking in the first scene where Myers is doing the Scottish dad bit, you have to think to yourself, “If this was the take they used, how fucking hard was he laughing in the other ones??”

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  Point Break 1991

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  I have a rough ratio for logging films on this platform that I have seen many times before — the more times I’ve seen a film, the less of it I need to watch before I feel comfortable logging it.

  I just logged this film after 90 seconds.

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Nov 2024

  Have sheisty Papal shenanigans ever NOT worked as a narrative? Truly asking. Popes be wildin!!

  UPDATE: first rewatch last night confirmed my initial rating and also god damn the Italian Cardinal vaping is so funny — his vape matches his robe!

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Dec 2024

  Props to Robert Eggers for making what I think might be both the grossest and also horniest vampire movie ever. Real double whammy.

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