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The Cabin in the Woods 2011
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
i can't think of a scenario in which a "release all the deadly monsters" button is a good thing to have, but im glad it was there
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Little Nicky 2000
when I was 11 Adrian gave me gender envy. still does at 30. he's so hot.
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The Bezonians 2021
what the fuck is the movie. some wannabe Guy Ritchie knockoff that falls short to say the least.
this movie makes a point to bring up "woke left-wing male feminists," a random comment about COVID restrictions, and an offhand Freddie Mercury AIDS joke. for what? to show how cool and badass it is? so much of this movie just makes me think of all the alt right boomer men ranting on Facebook about how they won't bend the knee to…
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We're All Going to the World's Fair 2021
evokes a bittersweet sense of nostalgia in me as a former weird kid (now weird adult) with unrestricted internet access that was isolated in my formative years. loneliness and a lack of sense of self is a slippery slope. this is one of those movies that hits a little too close to home, but in a good way.
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