Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bloody Axe Wound 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  the teenage girl trapped in my soul ghostwrote this

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  Werewolf by Night 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2025

  I need more Jack and Ted immediately

Popular reviews

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  The Bezonians 2021

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2025 1

  what the fuck is the movie. some wannabe Guy Ritchie knockoff that falls short to say the least.

  this movie makes a point to bring up "woke left-wing male feminists," a random comment about COVID restrictions, and an offhand Freddie Mercury AIDS joke. for what? to show how cool and badass it is? so much of this movie just makes me think of all the alt right boomer men ranting on Facebook about how they won't bend the knee to…

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  Little Nicky 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  when I was 11 Adrian gave me gender envy. still does at 30. he's so hot.

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