Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Gremlins 1984

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2023

  Gremlins walked so Inglourious Basterds could run.

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  Killers of the Flower Moon 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Oct 2023

  Best true crime podcast i've ever seen

Recent reviews

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  Companion 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  Good Time 2017

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Feb 2025

  Dude made the wrong choice every time he had a change

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2024 1

  "Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

  Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or…

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  The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jul 2024 1

  Someone put that wolf in jail, she's only 3 months old 😭😭😭