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Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  Watched 07 Mar 2025

  really quite bad but i WILL be going to my hairdresser and asking for the Mickey 17…

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  Annie Hall 1977

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2025

  I forgot my mantra

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  Watched 26 Apr 2024 1

  me working on Luca Guadagnino’s 2024 melodrama “Challengers” as the script doctor: [Big red sharpie lines cutting across every other page] “Good place for cock? … I think this beat could use some cock … Cock here maybe?”

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★ Watched 20 Dec 2024 3

  A shockingly bad film.

  After the first of four hours, it basically turns into a fake movie from 30 Rock like the one Tracy tries to win an Oscar with (Hard To Watch: Based On The Book “Stone Cold Bummer” by Manipulate)

  Brady wants PTA’s nachos as they say…

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