Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Beyond Ultra Violence: Uneasy Listening by Merzbow 1998

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Dickie Goodman jumpscare

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  Why did Mickey 18 come out of the printer all horny and angry? Why does the French lady disappear from the movie and show up at the end for five seconds with a butch girlfriend? Was doing the Trump lips Ruffalo’s idea or did Bong Joon-Ho tell him to do that? Why are all of this guy’s American movies about snow and creatures?

  Quibbles aside, it is nice to see a movie that ends with the unambiguous victory of Wokeness. I think if anybody in it acted like a human being I would find it more emotionally resonant though. Reminded me of the bad Wes Andersons

Popular reviews

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  Westworld 1973

  ★★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2018 2

  i fucking love movies that are under ninety minutes long

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  Set It Off 1996

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Oct 2020

  hollywood doesn’t make em like this anymore! hollywood didn’t make em like this before, either! hollywood made one of these and said “that’s enough for one day i think”