490freak

490freak

Favorite films

  • Jexi
  • Stuber
  • Stutz
  • White Men Can't Jump

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  • Slam Dunk Ernest

    ★½

  • Harry and the Hendersons

    ★★½

  • Dig That, Zeebo Newton

    ★½

  • Emilia Pérez

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  • Slam Dunk Ernest

    Slam Dunk Ernest

    ★½

    LUKA COME BACK FUCKKKKKKK


    Only one good scene in the movie where Ernest fights with his heavenly basketball shoes to use his telephone.

  • Harry and the Hendersons

    Harry and the Hendersons

    ★★½

    What was I expecting

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  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    I used to argue with Luka Magnotta on YouTube in 2007, well before he was murdering things, because he posted anti-Family Guy rants and I was 12 years old and all 12 year old boys love dumbass Family Guy. My YouTube username was Beatles-related so when we would get into it in the comments section, he used his dozens of sock puppet accounts to reply to the comments I left with “Luka Magnotta is the new John Lennon! He’s releasing…

  • Loqueesha

    Loqueesha

    ★★★★★

    I have diarrhea

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