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  Footlight Parade 1933

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  If you'd just either cut 20% of the dialogue or increase the runtime by 20%, maybe you people wouldn't have to YELL AND RACE THROUGH EVERY SINGLE WORD. What's the rush with people in these old movies??

  But really, parts of this movie will have you thinking you're hallucinating. Last 30 minutes are unreal.

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  Battle for the Planet of the Apes 1973

  ★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This one not so hot

Popular reviews

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  Pumpkin Everything 2022

  Watched 08 Oct 2022

  Michael Ironside sold this with more conviction than this movie deserves. I believe he built a business from the ground up. I did not believe that business was called “Pumpkin Everything.” 

  Mom’s man crush’s jacket kept changing color in their dinner scene. It was blue, then green, then blue… like something weird with the autumnal color correction going on. 

  Also, when you hear about a scarecrow building contest, would you imagine the contest is to build the most scarecrows in two minutes? Because that happens.

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  Haul Out the Holly: Lit Up 2023

  Watched 25 Nov 2023 1

  You know I had dibs on the Christmas crewllur.

  After watching Holiday Road last night, I started to think the Stockholm Syndrome was complete. I’ve logged over 50 Hallmark movies here, and I’m starting to actually like them? I must be losing it. Well after watching this sequel to Haul Out The Holly, I can honestly say… may Chabert strike me dead… Hallmark movies are actually good this year.

  I still can't bring myself to start giving star ratings to…