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  Obi-Wan Kenobi 2022

  ★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  A largely unnecessary story gruelingly stretched to twice its rightful length given what the material warrants, starring ridiculously talented people in cheap costumes reciting flat dialogue all shot entirely in The Volume™. Still better than NuTrek

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  Terms of Endearment 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  Didn’t understand why the Academy gave this Best Picture until Dril from Twitter showed up

Popular reviews

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  Fail Safe 1964

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Nov 2024

  I love how none of this would have happened if all these guys just listened to their wives for once

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Sep 2024

  Shia LaBeouf (38) and Jon Voight (85) have been in three movies together: Holes, Transformers, and this shit. These two reportedly horrible dudes from opposite ends of the political spectrum are individually more captivating in it than they’ve been in anything in over a decade, but it’s when their characters (grandfather and grandson) interact that it is a heavenly comedic cocktail.

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