Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Planet of the Apes 1968

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Nov 2023 1

  Why do I have the sudden urge to kiss a monkey?

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  Meg 2: The Trench 2023

  ★½ Watched 06 Oct 2023

  Jason Statham has more more plot armour than Batman

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: Tales of the Jedi 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 Oct 2022

  It’s wild to think that Star Wars can actually tell a satisfying story about a hero’s fall from grace in three episodes totalling under an hour in run time. And failed to do it in three movies totalling close to 7 hours.

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  Top Gun: Maverick 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Aug 2023

  This shit slaps

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