Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars 1977

  ★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Luke murdering millions of service workers by blowing up their place of employment and Leia putting on a faux posh accent when engaging in diplomatic communication and then dropping it the second it’s over, yeah they are certainly their parents children

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  asking if your wife is safe after having choked her an hour and a half before having had full knowledge of the fact that she had a bun in the oven and then leaving her conked on the ground level of a magma eruption, not very easing to know that men need severe cognitive therapy even in a fictional galaxy with a 3 foot 1 green samurai

Popular reviews

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  The Beekeeper 2024

  ½ Watched 06 Jan 2024 3

  I cannot BEElieve I sat through this, throw this shit in the abhorrent film arcHIVE

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  Spring Breakers 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  there was a woman in our showing who was pregnant……girl your baby don’t need to hear all of that they’re about to have to be rocked to sleep to a Skrillex track