Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The French Connection 1971

  ★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  Banger Alert!!!

  Rest in Peace Gene Hackman.

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  The Princess Bride 1987

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Feb 2025 1

  Let me explain… no wait let me summarize: they don’t make movies like this anymore

  Also, Wesley🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

Popular reviews

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  Deadpool & Wolverine 2024

  ★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  I have been diagnosed with CGI Psychosis. If you told me Hugh Jackman wasn’t actually in this movie I would believe you. Every shot had me squinting my eyes, “are those actually his abs?”. Beats me. Apparently his arms are completely computer generated because they didn’t like the way the suite looked with sleeves. Those poor artists slaving away in the marvel vfx dungeon.

  It’s like the Ship of Theseus, but instead of planks of wood, it’s Hugh Jackman’s body.…

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  Two Cars, One Night 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 May 2024 1

  “Are you gay, bro?”
  “Probably”