Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hellboy II: The Golden Army 2008

  Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  Look, I love del Toro. I really like this movie! But for as much as he's a master of visual design, and is overflowing with empathy for everyone, especially outsiders, the man is not a good comedy writer. Almost all the jokes in this are D.O.A, and nearly every gag flops with a dull thud. "It likes candy and TV"? That clunky motherscratcher is the final draft of that joke? Come on, man.

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  The Electric State 2025

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Do you think Millie Bobby Brown believes she did a good job?

Popular reviews

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  One Missed Call 2008

  ★½ Watched 02 Mar 2021

  Finally, a film that tackles the uniquely modern horror of receiving a phone call.

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  Splash 1984

  ★★½ Watched 18 Feb 2020

  This is like E.T., if E.T. was a sexy lady and Elliott wanted to rail her.