Favorite films
Don’t forget to select your favorite films!
Recent activity
All
Recent reviews
More-
Carry-On 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
“That’s the thing with numbers, they always get bigger”
The fuck does that mean?Most of this movie came across like Michael Bay said to himself “I want to make a ‘smart’ movie”, but by the time you get to the scene where the bad guy driving the car at 80 mph tries to kill the cop in the passenger seat pointing a gun at him by ramming into another car, causing that other car’s mirror to crash through the…
Translated from by -
Number 24 2024
Gets better as it goes on, but for a movie that’s about WWII resistance fighters, it says something that the most interesting scene is when the 70 year old drunk Norwegian says he wants to beat up young people, brags about how great of an athlete he was in his prime, and reminisces about fucking a milk drinking girl from Drammen.
Translated from by
Popular reviews
More-
Past Lives 2023
NGL through most of this movie I was thinking “why did this get a best picture nomination?”. I found it charming, but also very plain. Not overly romantic, not particularly comedic. I think that’s the point though. It’s a very simple, very human, story, and in that sense it can be particularly touching. By the time we get to the scene in bed in the last 25 minutes or so, it steps it up several notches, and I think it’s…
Translated from by -
The Holdovers 2023
This made me retroactively upset that I was never forced to bond with a teacher I disliked
Translated from by
