Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Saw 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Nov 2023

  I just think that two men should have the right to love one another in a dirty bathroom if they choose to. Does that make me too WOKE ?!??!?!?

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  Murder by Numbers 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 07 Jun 2024

  Ryan Gosling peeping in the bushes as Michael Pitt kissed that girl is so Matt Damon and Ben Affleck coded.

Recent reviews

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  Rumor Has It... 2005

  ★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  I wanted to watch a nice Jennifer Aniston comedy and then BOOM she was SHAGGING a guy that SHAGGED her mother and SHAGGED her Gran who could also possibly be her FATHER?! No fucking words. How do i end up watching stuff like this?! Batshit crazy but funny and at least aware of it's own insanity.

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  InAPPropriate Comedy 2013

  ½ Watched 17 Mar 2025 1

  I bought this for Flirty harry and was met with the most racist jokes ever ? Offensive to every race. I'm not even joking. This is what happens when you are led by your want to see Adrien Brody make homoerotic sex jokes. Morbid curiosity is my downfall.

  
  My mam is deeply upset that she spent £1.27 on this. She has banned me from ever making decisions on what we watch.

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  The cinema fan in me found this a deeply humorous and yet moving picture that is an eery looking glass into the future.

  The 13 year old 'Twilight' fan in me wanted 17 and 18 to shag x

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  Deeply fascinated with every aspect of this film especially the cinematography and performances. The vistavision is such a genius choice and the very definition of immersion. A tremendous feat in filmmaking and something I will not forget for a very long time!