Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Grosse Pointe Blank 1997

  Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  One of the best compliments I ever received was from my acting teacher in college when she said I reminded her of John Cusack. 

  Think she was into me?

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Finally an accurate portrayal of someone who posts on /fit/

  Socially Awkward ✅
  Takes steroids ✅
  Does a bump of coke before work outs ✅
  Lives with his grandpa✅
  Works at a grocery store✅
  Scares every woman he interacts with ✅
  Anger issues ✅
  Watches porn every night✅
  Obsessively writes fan mail to his favorite body builder✅
  Barks at people trying to help him ✅
  Listens to Grindcore✅

  Dudes Rock

Popular reviews

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  Babygirl 2024

  ★★½ Watched 27 Dec 2024

  DO NOT do any of this shit if you’re a single man who just saw this movie. It will not work out and you will be fired from your internship program.

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  RoboCop 1987

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Jun 2020

  Chief Wiggum and Robocop are the only good cops

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