Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1956

  ★★★★★ Watched 27 Dec 2021

  “Only when we have to fight to stay human do we realize how precious it is to us, how dear”

  Kevin McCarthy my beloved.

  This movie fucks so severely I’m getting the poster tattooed on my ass

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  The Blair Witch Project 1999

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Sep 2020

  I’m crying and shaking and pissing and shitting

Recent reviews

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  Smile 2 2024

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  DEHYDRATED??

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  It's What's Inside 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2025

  The semi-successful reheating of bodies bodies bodies nachos

Popular reviews

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  Killer Sofa 2019

  ★ Watched 08 Apr 2021 2

  Literally wasn’t even a sofa

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  Greta Van Fleet: Live at Red Rocks 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Nov 2022

  Would saw off an extremity to hear flower power live