Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★½ Watched 29 Apr 2023

  I want princess peach to spit on my chest and lick my abs as her saliva runs down my torso

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  Jumanji: The Next Level 2019

  ★ Added

  The laptop we watched this on had a sticker that says ‘reject low quality entertainment’

Popular reviews

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  Sound of Metal 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Dec 2020

  Ironically, my mother, who is partially deaf, had to get up and leave not a third of the way into the movie, largely because the audio was so painful for her

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★½ Watched 05 Aug 2021

  Deadpool ran so The Suicide Squad could run a little bit slower

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