Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 21 Jan 2025 1

  An “Intellectually Stimulating” Film

  I don’t usually yap on this app, but this one deserves it.

  It’s been roughly 21 hours since I finished watching The Brutalist, in these 21 hours my mind has refused to think about anything else. It’s pieces like this that genuinely excite me in pursuing a career in film because holy fuck this was magical. 

  Front to back this thing was absolutely PACKED with gorgeous visuals, not a second went by where my eyes weren’t…

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024 2

  HowToBasic: The Movie

Recent reviews

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  Parasite 2019

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  The amount of school assignments I’ve done on this damn film.

  Idfk what number we’re at now

  T I M E L E S S.

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  Closest we’ve ever gotten to a live-action Peter Griffin

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Oi, hughie, homelanders nicked me son

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  Dog Man 2025

  ★★★ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  The Lego Batman Movie, but with child neglect, body horror and mental illness.

  Also can we talk about how fast Dog Mans wife left him? what a bitch