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Flow 2024
Euphoria meets Shrek, but Shrek is the cat. Eddie Murphy sadly unable to reprise the role. Obviously a movie made by the smartest kid in class, maybe now he’ll get invited to a birthday party for once in his life. Impossible to tell what’s going on because as I say no one is played by anyone. Just raw animals due to budgetary constraints.
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The Substance 2024
Another movie about eggs. When will it end?
This sucked! So not nice! Said everything it had to say in 20 minutes then proceeded to be not nice for another two hours!
I was under the impression that conducting a lumbar puncture was a highly skilled and risky procedure. Faaaakee! Faaaaake! Baaaad!! You can’t just jam it in all requiem for a dream without paralysing your own self. Ow! Faaaake!
The whole long middle was especially not nice and quite…
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The Founder 2016
Have a big meal with this film or you will leave for burgerz. Unlucky McDonald’s, u got KROCD!
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