When you hear that Spielberg made a huge flop early in his career, you may think to yourself, like I always have, "But how bad could it really be? It's not like he will have forgotten the basic fundamentals of moviemaking!" But you will have been wrong. So very, very wrong.
This is so monumentally abysmal that it defies logic. I have decided that in between the miracle run of Jaws/Close Encounters and Raiders/E.T., Spielberg's Us doppelgänger became untethered, put…