RISKYTXT

RISKYTXT

They got a name for all the winners of the world; I want a name when I lose

Favorite films

  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • The Lighthouse
  • Far from Men
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • King Kong

    ★★½

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    ★★★★★

  • The Darjeeling Limited

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Bong Joon Ho 2019: “I’m not surprised Trump didn’t like Parasite because he can’t read”

    Bong Joon Ho 2025: behold, 4-time oscar nominee Mark Ruffalo, in English so Trump knows it was me

  • King Kong

    King Kong

    ★★½

    Cons: Peter Jackson shooting the Indigenous population of Skull Island like they’re orcs; 1 entire hour before grand ape entrance 

    Pros: Adrien Brody on a typewriter in a comically large cage; Andy Serkis’ head eaten by a giant leech

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  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★

    Part 1, 5 stars. Part 2, 3 stars 
    I have a lot of thoughts about this film, but I think a solid meta statement about it is that my husband was so conflicted the first time he saw it that he had to bring me along for a repeat viewing the weekend after.

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

    might be the most aggressively Manhattan film I’ve ever seen. and I’ve seen Stuart Little