Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Jun 2023

  Wes Anderson hasn’t made a movie I cared about since 2012

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  The Flash 2023

  ★ Watched 15 Jun 2023

  This movie is evil. Don’t ask me to explain why.

Popular reviews

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  Guy Ritchie's The Covenant 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 May 2023 1

  Guy Ritchie made two of my all time favorite movies and then… what? Turned into a mediocre studio director? In his defense there hasn’t been a single memorable war movie set in the American occupation of the Middle East besides maybe Three Kings? whatever,

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★½ Watched 27 Jun 2022

  I really saw myself in the guy who does a bunch of coke and obsesses over a serial killer in his neighborhood yet doesn’t question his brother who likes to sit in front of his basement door shirtless with a whip and axe and a creepy mask on. That guy was just like me.

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