Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boys in the Boat 2023

  ★½ Watched 05 May 2024

  I don't understand why the one bit of historical accuracy you'd stick to is Callum Turner's revolting bleach job

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  Madame Web 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Feb 2024

  Full extra star for the inclusion of both Mis-Teeq's "Scandalous" and Freddie Ljungberg's Calvin Klein ad

Popular reviews

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  Dumbo 2019

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2019

  Willing to bet that when Michael Keaton and Eva Green walked on screen, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter's agents got some VERY angry phone calls

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  Wild Rose 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2019

  She said fuckin' yee

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