Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Paddington in Peru 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  group cry count:6

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  (500) Days of Summer 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 02 Jan 2025

  “roses are red violets are blue fuck you whore”

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  movie itself aside from the cool ass monkey with the motorcycle was kinda mid but during the showing the guy i was sitting next to pulled two waffles, dishware, and a jar of maple syrup out of his luigi costume and gave one to me so 5 stars for the experience

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Nov 2024

  ‘cinderella story’ my ass this shit was more reminiscent of the iran hostage crisis

  also was gonna be 4 stars but had to take off a half one for my beloved raincoat that was forever swallowed by amc theatre 1, fly so high🕊️☝️