Rob Bernard

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Favorite films

  • Casablanca
  • Amélie
  • Roman Holiday
  • Return of the Jedi

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  • A Different Man

    ★★★★

  • Memoir of a Snail

    ★★★½

  • I'm Still Here

    ★★★

  • The Apprentice

    ★★★

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  • September 5

    September 5

    ★★★★

    I'm subtracting half a star for the miniscule size of the subtitles.

  • Star Trek: Section 31

    Star Trek: Section 31

    ★½

    Well, it IS the 11th movie in the main timeline... Odd numbered movies and all that....

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★★

    "Was it any good?"

    I... think so...


    For the first 90 minutes it seems supremely uninterested in the actual civil war, even moreso the causes of it. They drop a tiny bit of lore, like an antifa massacre, the president having 3 terms, and eliminating the FBI, but it's like 15 seconds over 2 different scenes. There is absolutely no explanation of why Cali and Texas would have teamed up, or why Florida went out on their own, and I…

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ½

    Well, I'll give it an "F", which stands for "This movie can fuck right the hell off", which is what I was thinking with 20 minutes left. At a certain point it became irredeemable and I was very seriously thinking of just walking out. I never do that.