Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Sherlock Holmes 2009

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 20 Mar 2025

  soundtrack of all time huge props to my gf for making impressed noises very time i told her the name of a song in this score that i remembered from listening to the album in middle school this is the validation i need

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  The Iron Giant 1999

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  DELIGHTFUL!!!!! ive never seen this before i am CHARMED and ENCHANTED!!!!!

  down with the us government! up with milves! hell yeah!

Popular reviews

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  Bel Ami 2012

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2022

  me: babe come over
  gf: i cant im trying to bring down the french government
  me: i know who's supplying the grain

  this man is never gonna be able to produce a drop of cum again he is all fucked out

  times cup and ball is played: 2

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  Tin Man 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Feb 2023

  i used to be able to quote along with every line in this 270 minute monstrosity god it sucks so bad hearing the opening theme ROCKETED me back to the living room of my first ever best friend julia edmonds you're telling me i bought the collector's edition and it doesnt have subtitles??? evil. i havent been hit by a wave of nostalgia this strong since i rewatched the last unicorn

  alan cumming what are you DOING here like zooey…