Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Librarian: Quest for the Spear 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  immediately winning my heart with these papyrus font imovie ass opening credits

  imagine having the money to get 23 degrees lmao this man is delightful i have nothing but love sympathy and support for the desire to stay in school forever to avoid facing the reality of employed life but good heavens. this guy really does get dropped into the absolute dream life of like a third of the people i know. it's like they say, when you're a librarian,…

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  The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2013

  ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  wow i've never seen a cast with less chemistry in my Life. what the fuck is robert sheehan doing here, the man's fun and playful energy is just making everyone else look flatter, free my boy he doesn't deserve this

  boring lame and not sexy! i don't give a flying fuck about any of this. why does this half angel love interest boy look like a giant squid. this garden scene sucks so bad i could not Possibly be less invested in a relationship

  thats ok this is what being sick is all abput

Popular reviews

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  Bel Ami 2012

  ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2022

  me: babe come over
  gf: i cant im trying to bring down the french government
  me: i know who's supplying the grain

  this man is never gonna be able to produce a drop of cum again he is all fucked out

  times cup and ball is played: 2

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  Tin Man 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Feb 2023

  i used to be able to quote along with every line in this 270 minute monstrosity god it sucks so bad hearing the opening theme ROCKETED me back to the living room of my first ever best friend julia edmonds you're telling me i bought the collector's edition and it doesnt have subtitles??? evil. i havent been hit by a wave of nostalgia this strong since i rewatched the last unicorn

  alan cumming what are you DOING here like zooey…