Was expecting a follow up to beekeeper… meaning commando level schlock. But nope, just 2 hours of painfully boring dialogue. Blind guy and working man reconnaissance were nice touches though.
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The Woman in the Yard 2025
SNL Blumhouse skit: we get a house, get a drone, hour and a half. Cinema.
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In the Lost Lands 2025
Well Paul Anderson lite has still got it. It’s like he watched Book of Eli, Mad Max fury road/ beyond thunderdome, snowpeircer, and his resident evil movies, Sucker punch, and then played a warhammer space marines game and was like this is my latest masterpiece. 55million dollar budget. Six production companies. Two with wiki pages. A script written by George AI Martin where the only tension is staying awake.
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Night Swim 2024
Never seen a director with a pool fetish before, but if you’re into pools or have ever fantasized about the American pool party and men in chicken fights this is the movie for you. To say it’s a movie is generous. Even kind of. Its more like a writers room skit of how do we fill an hour and 38 minutes with as much backyard pool as possible, but still, it is pretty hilarious to watch them figure out how…
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