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Mickey 17 2025
I hadn’t seen the full trailer for Mickey 17 before watching, but no one told me I was gonna be witnessing Mark Ruffalo deliver the best Tr*mp impression we’ve seen in a major motion picture in the last… well, only like the last six months or so, but STILL! It was uncanny.
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Once Bitten 1985
Apparently to heterosexuals in the 1980s, vampirism is almost exclusively tantamount to: the color black, pasty skin, sexual proclivity, & a dash of apathy.
I’ve also never heard Jim Carey sound more Canadian in my life. It does add to the sweet, golden retriever vibe his character has going on in the first half, but almost fittingly though, its not the most compelling accent for selling the rugged, gothic type he inevitably transforms into, Once Bitten.
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