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The Hurt Locker 2008
Can’t believe the juggernauts from Modern Warfare 2 got their own movie.
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Mickey 17 2025
I could guzzle Bong Joon Ho’s world-building in his sci fi movies like a glass of Pepsi max filled with ice at 4am.
Loved a lot of this. This movie just had this charm to it.
Robert Pattinson is, once again, unbelievably good in this. I completely forgot over 2 hours into the movie that Mickey 17 and Mickey 18 were played by the same actor.
Mark Ruffalo is also fantastic. While the Trump analogy is a little heavy, it feels more like a capitalist villain inspired but the current political climate and Ruffallo played the shit out of it.
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Barbie 2023
People can now finally understand that Ryan Gosling needs to do more comedic roles, he’s hilarious in Nice Guy and Crazy Stupid Love, but he peaks in Barbie.
Gosh what a movie. Gerwig has pulled it off again by making a incredibly likeable film. Barbie is a very educational and thought provoking experience, but it also easily the funniest movie of the past 2 years. This movie’s comedy is unmatched.
Ryan Gosling is the easy standout to me, Ken is…
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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
I dont know what number rewatch this is now, but ive really started to pick up on the “ghost story” aspect a lot of people talk about.
Padraich is stuck in Inisherin, like a ghost to a house, as everyone in the movie moves on from him and he becomes slowly more lonelier and isolated, trapped to himself.
Still the best final line for me, “thanks for looking after my dog, anyway”, “any time”. After 2 hours of watching a relationship self destruct, the final line is so friendly. Just when the relationship reaches a point of no return.
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