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Love the #horror. Go to fests for the horror. But love the sci-fi, the thrillers, the action... And all the rest.

Love the film.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Kung Fu Hustle
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Cry-Baby

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  • Dumb and Dumber

    ★★★½

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    ★★★★★

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  • Dumb and Dumber

    Dumb and Dumber

    ★★★½

    Haven't seen this since I was a kid and it's actually still pretty funny. A lot of the gags are surprisingly clever, the physical comedy is solid, there's a bit of gross-out humor, and yes, there are a few jokes that aged poorly though not as many as some of the movie's contemporaries.

  • The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

    ★★★½

    Good, clean Guy Ritchie fun. I always love watching Henry Cavill and seeing Alan Ritchson in action for the first time does make me understand the fascination some people have with Reacher. Dude is BIG.

    The main problem I have with it is that there's not really all that much conflict or tension. The good guys are hip-firing headshots every time and the bad guys are... well, they're literally storm troopers, but also in the sense that every shot they…

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  • Bad Ben 9: Benign

    Bad Ben 9: Benign

    ★★★

    Bad Ben at its purest and most refined. Just Tom Riley cursing up a storm, ambling around a house, and getting pranked by ghosts, but in this one we get state of the art graphics and Nude Tom!

  • Bad Ben: Alien Agenda

    Bad Ben: Alien Agenda

    ½

    For the previous film in the series, Bad Ben: Undead, I wrote an earnest essay, attempting to understand the mindset of director Nigel Bach. I'm not doing that again, because every word of the origin review stands, except that this time instead of Tired Tony reading fake eulogies, we get AI Tom reading abduction stories with a few longer, more tedious stories thrown in earlier on.

    On the plus side, these donor cameos are cut up and spread out throughout…