During the fourth or fifth sex scene (the one in Las Vegas that opens with a long zoom in) a woman in the theater loudly whispered “JESUS CHRIST”. Masterpiece.
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One from the Heart 1982
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God, what a turd. Looks so good, but you can’t polish a turd. Can’t say the plot makes no sense because for that to be true it would have to have some semblance of a plot.
So boring, in fact, that a guy sitting behind me fell asleep about halfway through and started snoring. Someone woke him up and then he fell asleep again 20 minutes later.
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Charm City 2018
My favorite characters are the State’s Attorney on the phone who is clearly tired of explaining to cops why what they did was an improper search and the guy who responds to the police saying “don’t shoot anyone outside” by saying “okay, I’ll take it inside if I can”.
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Night of the Coconut 2022
Anyone who follows through on a bit this hard deserves five stars.
Awesome to talk to Patrick after the screening, who told me that only three coconuts played Charl. Uncredited though, I assume Patrick will be hearing from the Coconut Actors Guild's lawyers soon.
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