Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  "One boring man? You're all feckin' boring."

  — me, on dating apps in 2025

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  Darby O'Gill and the Little People 1959

  Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  using one of your three wishes to wish for "a big crock of potatoes" is the most relatable moment in the history of cinema

Popular reviews

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  Miss Americana 2020

  ½ Watched 31 Jan 2020 22

  Watch a rich white woman bemoan how she is the most silenced and the most sad of anybody in the world for 75 minutes. Then watch her and co. announce that "the resistance is beginning" as she posts a political tweet. Then you realize, horrified, that that was supposed to be the climax of the movie.
  Not even fun bad.

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  The Christmas Quest 2024

  Watched 01 Dec 2024 1

  Ok but I don't think you understand: this isn't just similar to National Treasure, this is a straight-up National Treasure spoof.

  At the end when the physical key to the treasure room turns out to be an earlier clue they say, "Could it really be that simple?" And as someone who has watched National Treasure a lot I could see the exact shot and hear Nicolas Cage's voice saying the exact same line in my head. (If you don't believe me)

  This is, quite literally, just Christmas Natty T.

  And honestly? I could not be happier.