Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lady from Shanghai 1947

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Everybody talks about the last sequences with the trippy backgrounds and the mirror shots, and all I can think about is the judge going:

  "My Goodness! my window! my chessboard! Mcnulty!"

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  The Wild Robot 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  Pixar drove the Ferrari straight into a concrete wall.

Popular reviews

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  A Florida Melancholy 2019

  ½ Watched 13 Jun 2023 1

  In the middle of the movie Eli captures a T-Rex's red skeleton made of metal (I think), and that's the closest this slog gets to being visually interesting.

  Basically, the dude who shot this passed away so it automatically became a masterpiece for people. Even though I can't deny the "artsyness" of this since it has moved a bunch of people (apparently), I can safely say it's crap.

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  Blow Out 1981

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 May 2023

  The lead actor in this movie would later star in Gotti.
  Also saw this on a free showing back to back with Dressed to Kill instead of going to watch Guardians of the Galaxy 3.