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Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Magic Mike XXL
  • The Night of the Hunter

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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

    ★★★★½

  • Pacific Rim

    ★★★

  • Starship Troopers

    ★★★½

  • A Quiet Place: Day One

    ★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    Bong Joon Ho is a treasure and this was a blast. RIP to viewers allergic to wild tone shifts. Couldn’t be me.

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★½

    Not a bad rough draft! Can’t wait to see the finished film!

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  • Destroy All Neighbors

    Destroy All Neighbors

    ★★★★½

    Schlock snobs seem to have a tough time with this one--maybe it's because it was shot with a sharp eye for color and composition, but not with grit or realism. It's not the Babadook. It's not cheap camp, guerrilla trash, or wall to wall winking references. It's professional and intentional, while also being wildly silly.

    I had a blast with this one. They had the guts to go all out with every bit of it. This movie is its own thing.

  • The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

    The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

    ★½

    There’s a singular moment where through the incredible power of human empathy you can suspend two tons of disbelief to get a little teary-eyed for a moment when the impoverished, practically-orphaned girl serving as Mary in a nativity play reflects on the parallels between herself and the mother of god. This girl who has been forced by an unjust world to abandon her childhood early to raise her siblings is moved to tears, ostensibly feeling bitter-sweet with her scrap of…

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