Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Completely forgettable and expendable, despite being fun at times.

  Maybe that’s the point, but notice that I didn’t need to spend 2+ hours constructing this review to come to that conclusion.

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  Mysterious Ways

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  More movies should climax with a demonic dance off.

Popular reviews

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  The Beastmaster 1982

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  80s fantasy camp at its beastliest. 

  Quicksand remains terrifying.

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 31 Jan 2025 2

  I’m honestly surprised the film didn’t end in a strangely choreographed Mexican stand-off with how bonkers and terribly problematic trope-laden it is.

  I really hope the Doctor wins a Razzie for whatever his singing was.