Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  It was a fun time but let me tell you — it was very funny, until it suddenly stopped being funny. 🥴 Thank you, Osgood Perkins, for the therapy session.

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  Leprechaun 4: In Space 1997

  ½ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  How you manage to put a leprechaun in space and not be fun is, quite frankly, beyond me.

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 3 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 12 Oct 2024

  Art the Clown is here to spread holiday cheer, and he delivers in a big way. Black Christmas-coded, unhinged, unapologetic, and disgustingly satisfying. These movies can always stand to be a touch shorter, but Sienna and Art are I C O N S.

  The Christmas magic is restored. Can’t wait to see what he does with Easter. 💅🏼

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  Heart Eyes 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 06 Feb 2025

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  Finally a horror movie that awakens the flickering love of rom coms that’s been buried in my cold dead heart since my mid-20’s.

  Love isn’t dead — this is the Valentine’s Day slasher we’ve deserved. Give me more Emoji killers.