Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Baby Driver 2017

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Apr 2023 7

  definitely doesn’t hold up as well on rewatches once i realized that Ansel Elgort wasn’t supposed to be portraying an actual baby. 90% of the comedy in this movie came from the idea that this is canonically a baby driving these cars and getting into hijinks. he was just supposed to be a small little boy that happened to be played by a full grown ansel elgort (i assumed it was because of labor laws surrounding how many hours babies…

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  Scream VI 2023

  ★★½ Watched 20 Mar 2023 1

  some of the most creative and tense horror sequences in the series propelled along by some of the most ass dialogue and writing. 
  it’s hard to even call these new scream movies satires anymore. they have nothing to say that isn’t already said sometimes verbatim by previous films and they don’t really add anything of substantial value to the horror landscape. the “satire” is more akin to a family guy cutaway gag in terms of its simple referential humour than…

Popular reviews

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  Her 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Sep 2021 13

  I want to fuck my Xbox

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  Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

  ★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2022

  can’t wait till the sequel comes out where leatherface finally gets cancelled by the left for wearing the skin of a black man but also by the right for making up only 13% of the population but killing 99% of texas