Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Protagonists 1999

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Would be so amazing if they were being ironic. Has a bizarre familiarity to modern true crime but takes the theatrics to the extreme with a bit of a Tommy Wiseau vibe. I couldn’t help but be allured by Luca’s gift for romantic visuals, every frame is really stunning and weird. Tilda Swinton plays herself which is fabulous because she’s fabulous. The film is like nothing I’ve seen before and nothing I’ll see again

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  Kung Fu Hustle 2004

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  Very freaking excellent, new found admiration and dare I say lust for landlords

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  Gee being a woman is so awesome for about 5 years total

  Something else I love is men saying this lacks…. Substance… …

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  Somebody I trust told me this was not good.

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