Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Moonstruck 1987

  ★★ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  Thought they were speaking a different language first half. Nicholas cage immediately yelling was pretty classic, Cher said “snap out of it” loved that. I was drawing at the same time so I got real confused about which passionate man was chers father but it was that dude from the big lebowski the whole time???? That can’t be him? How old is he?? All I can say is chivalry died when men stopped bursting into peoples homes professing their love as a demand

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  The Protagonists 1999

  ★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Would be so amazing if they were being ironic. Has a bizarre familiarity to modern true crime but takes the theatrics to the extreme with a bit of a Tommy Wiseau vibe. I couldn’t help but be allured by Luca’s gift for romantic visuals, every frame is really stunning and weird. Tilda Swinton plays herself which is fabulous because she’s fabulous. The film is like nothing I’ve seen before and nothing I’ll see again

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  Gee being a woman is so awesome for about 5 years total

  Something else I love is men saying this lacks…. Substance… …

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Sep 2024

  Somebody I trust told me this was not good.

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