Ari

Ari

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Con Air
  • GoodFellas
  • Speed Racer

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  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

  • Dog Man

    ★½

  • Speed Racer

    ★★★★★

  • Armageddon

    ★★★★

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  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★★

    “Mar-llama-lade” may be the greatest and most subtle joke in any movie ever made. And they threw in a drum and bass joke for good measure too. 

    This movie was super fun and didn’t dumb shit down.  It was also unapologetically British, which isn’t usually my thing but it’s freakin’ Paddington so it makes sense.

  • Dog Man

    Dog Man

    ★½

    I can’t verify this, but I think this movie may have set the record for most cuts in under 100 minutes. It probably averaged one per second. 

    This movie was a cinematic representation of what the inside of an untreated ADHD mind feels like. It was manic and frantic and made me highly uncomfortable.

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    Sonic = PG-rated Deadpool

    First-look at Robotnik = Fat Thor

    Knuckles = Red Drax

    Despite how crushingly derivative it was, this was a fun movie. Carey was brilliant, obviously. The writing for Donut Lord and his Donut Lady could have used another few rewrites though.

  • Rez Ball

    Rez Ball

    ★★★★

    Netflix suggested this to me on a lazy Sunday afternoon.  I was expecting maybe a Mighty Ducks kinda vibe. It said produced by Lebron James. That’s the guy from Space Jam. The second Space Jam. So I figured it would be light and fun and heartwarming. I didn’t expect to be uncontrollably sobbing 28 minutes into the movie. And it’s just flat out sad crying, friends. It’s a good movie. A very good movie. One might say it’s better than the second Space Jam. Despite the lack of Don Cheadle.

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