rosewallace

rosewallace

I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Star Wars
  • SLC Punk
  • Aliens

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  • The Amazing Bulk

    ★½

  • The Court Jester

    ★★★★

  • Down Under the Big Top

    ★★★★

  • The Secret of Kells

    ★★

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  • The Amazing Bulk

    The Amazing Bulk

    ★½

    This one didn’t quite strike me as a good-bad movie. I really disliked the creepy sexual innuendos. I did not like the satellite intercourse. His face when he was The Amazing Bulk was pretty terrifying. Hannah lowkey carried the acting in this movie.

  • The Court Jester

    The Court Jester

    ★★★★

    I just love Jean so much. She’s so committed to the cause. Without her nothing would have worked out. Also Hawkins trying to swordfight is me mashing buttons when I’m playing smash.

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  • The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters

    ★★★★

    Billy and his circle of 40-year-old fanboys doing middle-school-level-petty detective work to take Steve down is cinematic gold

  • Down Under the Big Top

    Down Under the Big Top

    ★★★★

    Low-key a banger even though it’s basically glorified promotional material for the Newsboys. I wish there was more Christian media out there just kinda willing to do whatever and be weird and surreal. Unfortunate that the primary movie the Newsboys are associated with is God’s Not Dead (after MAJOR lineup changes). 90s Newsboys were peak Newsboys.