Watching this at the bfi at 1:20pm on a Thursday with my fellow unemployed friend. We are so fucking back baby!

Can’t even begin to comprehend how much a bottle of Tabasco, black out curtains and an iPad with candy crush installed would revolutionise Jeanne and Slyvian’s lives. 

Special shout-out to the girl who came to this late, took a photo of the famous Jeanne peeling potatoes shot and left 20 mins after.

Source material for the extreme sports calendar model episode of Mighty Boosh

Feel like AI or someone’s straight mum could have written a better gay British script than that. Painfully impersonal, clumsy, generic and shit. Flickered between GCSE drama and short film shown in PSHE. Wouldn’t even be a worthwhile story maybe 20 years ago. Annoyed.

Stream Diamonds and Rust by Joan Baez