rowanleaf

rowanleaf

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
  • What We Do in the Shadows

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  • Companion

    ★★★½

  • Better Man

    ★★★★★

  • Nosferatu

    ★★★★

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

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  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★½

    very fun watch and excellently cast but i don't feel like it brought anything new to the table - felt like a typical cabin-in-the-woods-style thriller with a superficial sci-fi skin slapped on top.

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★★

    when i first heard that there was going to be a robbie williams monkey movie my immediate thought was "who the FUCK is the target audience for this?"

    the answer, it turns out, is me.

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  • Bride of Re-Animator

    Bride of Re-Animator

    ★★★★

    watching this movie has set my brain to repeat "blasphemy? before what god? a god repulsed by the miserable humanity he created in his own image? i will not be shackled by the failures of your god. the only blasphemy is to wallow in insignificance. i have taken refuse of your god's failures and i have triumphed! there! THERE! is my creation!" over and over until i die and i'm honestly okay with it. truly fucking iconic.

  • Repo! The Genetic Opera

    Repo! The Genetic Opera

    ★★★

    cheesy edgy trash in the best way possible. overall a lot of fun, musically a bit disappointing save for a couple of very catchy exceptions. i'm going to have zydrate anatomy stuck in my head for the rest of my life.

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